Meet Elisa Del Castillo

Meet Elisa Del Castillo

Stop Swiping. Get Scouted.

Obviously we need to be talking about dating, cause wouldn’t we much rather be talking about getting laid!

I don’t need to put up a poll for everybody to raise their hand and say, yes. Sorry, Dad. Sorry.

This is matchmaker live. What’s super fun about our show is I bring on all of my awesome dating, professional expert, friends who know everything there is to know about dating and love and relationships and they answer, all your questions and help you figure out how to make it un-suck. How to make everything suck less.

Right?! That’s what it’s about. And to help me talk about that is literally my twinsie soul. Her name’s Elisa Del Castillo if we are conscience, she’d be the little halo and I’m the little devil and together who we are, we give you all the goodies. Anyway, we have too much fun.

I’m sure you guys will pick up on this, but we’ve known each other forever.

And like our chemistry, like we get it. I’m excited for you guys.

We might forget you’re here. So if we do just let us know there. Elisa is a senior matchmaker at Three Day Rule. They’re an amazing matchmaking company. They know what’s up. And matchmaking for those of you who haven’t heard that since Fiddler on the roof? No, obviously not a bunch of grannies. Clearly we ain’t nobody’s granny matchmakers. Really just sisters on the street, like knowing what’s up, getting you that real stuff.

But anyway, She knows what’s up and she’s also got the cool best keenest eye for really understanding, like what’s important to know online, how to save your time, like how to save time, like not wasting it a ton in the wrong place online. And it’s so important and you just, you just help people save so much of their time.

So I work with clients one-on-one who are intentional about dating and they’re looking for the real deal.

And honestly, they’re over everything else. They want that curated approach to really find somebody who’s on the same page as them and somebody who they can have things in common with, and they can have fun with and laugh with and just kind of, you know, connect all those dots, which make, um, a great relationship.

I don’t need to put up a poll for everybody to raise their hand and say, yes. Sorry, Dad. Sorry.

This is matchmaker live. What’s super fun about our show is I bring on all of my awesome dating, professional expert, friends who know everything there is to know about dating and love and relationships and they answer, all your questions and help you figure out how to make it un-suck. How to make everything suck less.

Right?! That’s what it’s about. And to help me talk about that is literally my twinsie soul. Her name’s Elisa Del Castillo if we are conscience, she’d be the little halo and I’m the little devil and together who we are, we give you all the goodies. Anyway, we have too much fun.

I’m sure you guys will pick up on this, but we’ve known each other forever.

And like our chemistry, like we get it. I’m excited for you guys.

We might forget you’re here. So if we do just let us know there. Elisa is a senior matchmaker at Three Day Rule. They’re an amazing matchmaking company. They know what’s up. And matchmaking for those of you who haven’t heard that since Fiddler on the roof? No, obviously not a bunch of grannies. Clearly we ain’t nobody’s granny matchmakers. Really just sisters on the street, like knowing what’s up, getting you that real stuff.

But anyway, She knows what’s up and she’s also got the cool best keenest eye for really understanding, like what’s important to know online, how to save your time, like how to save time, like not wasting it a ton in the wrong place online. And it’s so important and you just, you just help people save so much of their time.

So I work with clients one-on-one who are intentional about dating and they’re looking for the real deal.

And honestly, they’re over everything else. They want that curated approach to really find somebody who’s on the same page as them and somebody who they can have things in common with, and they can have fun with and laugh with and just kind of, you know, connect all those dots, which make, um, a great relationship.

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